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People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via wiifitting)

a beginners guide to nerdfighteria

katiemyladyy:

clashing-oceans:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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we could have had a singing career.

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

bestpal:

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

solumcinerem:

"What Teachers Make" - a poem by Taylor Mali, illustrated by Zen Pencils

Watch Taylor Mali perform it on YouTube

This is one of my favorite poems ever and I had shown a friend the video of Mali performing it, and recently she found this comic of it and shared it with me so I had to share. 

(repost, I fixed it so you can actually read it now, yay!)

buckin-love:

10/42 Live performances by Coldplay | Life in Technicolor ii @ Tokyo 2009 [x]

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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